well? can he????


well? can he????

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex I need everything on the fucking scale.



me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image



in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful




  • website:

    You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.

  • me:

    haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*

  • me:

  • me:

    wait i'm 20 years old


what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye


my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

at a horror movie
  • bf:

    are you scared?

  • me:

    in this economy who wouldn't be



fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.