well? can he????
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex I need everything on the fucking scale.
Anonymous said: remus in a christmas sweater?? or remus smoking a cigarette mmi did both, plus a few people asked for remus/sirius stuff. i was trying to think of a scenario in which remus would smoke, because tbh i feel like on principle, he wouldn’t, but a rather bleak little moment with sirius outside a christmas party some time during the first wizarding war (before the potters went into hiding) when they’re both a little too terrified of dying to be aggressively cheery on account of the season; maybe he’d indulge in that little facet of self destruction, god knows he’s done everything else.so yeah. here’s these two blackly joking about dying before their time; just to truly ruin any kind of good night you’re having.
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
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haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
wait i'm 20 years old
what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
are you scared?
in this economy who wouldn't be
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.